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 Post subject: Some nice jokes I discovered yesterday.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 5:20 pm 
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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I indicate you a actually good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to perform the blues.

After the guy finished his consume, he asked the bartender, "If I demonstrate you an even better technique, will you give me free of charge drinks for your rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no strategy could possibly be far better than the very first. The guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a small piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into one more pocket and pulls out a modest bullfrog, who starts to sing along using the rat's music.

Although the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger raises the offer to $250,000.00 money up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again raises the provide, this time to $500,000.00 money. The man lastly agrees, and turns the frog more than to the stranger in exchange for the money.

"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions for you, and also you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't be concerned about it." the man answered. "The frog was truly nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."

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